Be careful when naming your child. If you agree , pls give a star.?

An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.


'Say, mum, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?


She tells him, 'Because he was conceived during a mighthy storm.'


Then he asks, 'Why is my sister named Cornflower?


His mother replies, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."


'And why is my other sister called Moonchild?'


The mother says, 'We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.' She pauses and asks her son in return,


'Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you suddenly so curious?"

Be careful when naming your child. If you agree , pls give a star.?
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Reply:LOL poor kid
Reply:read this also :Her husband had passed on and the new widow was so distraught that she sought out a spiritualist who told her that her husband was just fine.











She added further that he was eagerly awaiting a reunion with her.











"Is there anything he needs?" the distraught woman asked, between tears.











The spiritualist went into a transient state, then replied, "He says he'd love a package of cigarettes."











"I'll send a carton immediately." the woman said joyfully. "But did he say where I should send them?"











"No." replied the Seer somberly. "But he didn't ask for matches."











"If you're going to work here young man," said the boss, "one thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.











"Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?"











"Oh, yes, sir." responded the young man.











"And another thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat." said the boss.











Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.











"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."











"Excuse me?" the accountant said.











"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."











"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"











"I'll start you at eighty thousand."











"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"











"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."

















Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased.











In one package, Little Johnny found some panty hose and he began to sound out the words "Queen Size."











He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you wear the same size as Mom's bed!"














The husband was adjusting his tie in front of the mirror tonight before this awards dinner and he asked his wife, "Honey, how many great men do you think there are in the world today?"











"One less than you think," his wife replied.

















According to "Newsweek" magazine, because Americans are getting so fat, they're coming out with larger toilets.











There's a new one called The Big John. It's 5 inches larger and can handle up to 1200 pounds.











Let me tell you something...











If you're 1200 pounds, you don't need a larger toilet; you need a smaller refrigerator!


One day George Bush was sitting in his oval office when his secretary came in.











The secretary informed Bush that "3 Brazilian soldiers has been killed in an ambush"











Upon hearing this news Bush's face began to sadden and began to sob and then a burst into tears.











The secretary asked why he was crying.











Bush replied "Damn Bill that is awful news, but please tell me something"











"What is it sir?"











"How many zeros are there in one Brazillion??"





The coach's wife yells to her husband, "It's a sports magazine on the phone!"











The coach falls all over himself racing to the phone and says, "Hello?"











Then he hears, "For just 75 cents an issue...."





Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."











Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."











Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."











Employer: "More than we can use already."











Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk. If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."











Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."











Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "Work for you? I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"











Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."





Elly, a blonde, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready."











A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.











"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"





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When your teen is learning to drive, don't yell at them for knocking off the side mirror of a parked car, compliment them on missing the rest of the car.























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One day George Bush was sitting in his oval office when his secretary came in.











The secretary informed Bush that "3 Brazilian soldiers has been killed in an ambush"











Upon hearing this news Bush's face began to sadden and began to sob and then a burst into tears.











The secretary asked why he was crying.











Bush replied "Damn Bill that is awful news, but please tell me something"











"What is it sir?"











"How many zeros are there in one Brazillion??"























The coach's wife yells to her husband, "It's a sports magazine on the phone!"











The coach falls all over himself racing to the phone and says, "Hello?"











Then he hears, "For just 75 cents an issue...."























Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."











Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."











Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."











Employer: "More than we can use already."











Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk. If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."











Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."











Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "Work for you? I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"











Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."























Elly, a blonde, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready."











A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.











"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"























Every day (and night) I get tons of phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell me something. I hate these calls, but I always try to be polite when I say No Thank You. One night, I had a very persistent telemarketer, and no matter how many times and ways I said No thank you, not interested, he would not let up. I finally said, "Listen, I am not financially in a position to buy anything right now. I am broke and on the verge of bankruptcy."











Without missing a beat, the telemarketer said to me, "I understand what you mean. Why do you think I have this job right now?"
Reply:I heard it with the boy's name as Two Dogs Fukking.


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Reply:Here is your star,good one !!!
Reply:THAT WAS aWESOME ONE OF THE BEST ONES OF THIS DAY
Reply:you're absolutely right.Good one! *********************************
Reply:that was halarious. wow. I'm still laughing.....................still laughing..........................still laughing
Reply:hahahaha....totally out rated...


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Reply:OMFG that was tha funniest thing I have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ That made me laugh so f*cking hard when I read it!!! Great..excellent!
Reply:is he the black ...sheep? or is this one of those conundrums?
Reply:lmao!
Reply:omg lol total agree~!!!!!!!!!! lmao
Reply:That was funny...That's my real name too...or is it No Rubber....